HATERZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!! long live life

This post is for the beloved haters of Coldplay one of the greatest bands in the world. Coldplay has definitely influenced by musical experience and theory. Now some people don like Coldplay which is completely fine with me as i dont really like Alice in Chains or Puddle of Mudd .Now just because you dont like something dosent mean you have to go and tell the whole world about it . Keep it to yourself because some people like Coldplay. And please dont say your emo if you listen to coldplay because quite frankly you should listen to better music.I'm Just saying that if your one of those people that dont like Coldplay just keep it to yourself. OH yeah if your wondering why i wrote long live life on the top its because Viva La Vida is long live life in spanish or portugese or some european language.

VEeR

it was all yellow

Parkour : The Guide to safety from police but harmful to every little bone in your body

To those of you who dont know what parkour is dont think its cool because its not. Parkour is basically an obstacle course but in the city and obstacles include benches, stairs and sometimes walls. I know it sounds cool but its not. Parkour was invented by the shirtless Dane Cook up there whose name is David Bell<e>. Ok i tried parkor and its not fun firstly its really hard. Secondly its really really hard. It should only be used by the police to catch theives or vice versa. Its alot of fun to watch but please dont try but if you do try doing it after you have read this post i am not responsible for any damage to skull,brain,head or mind. Dont try this at home or at school or anywhere with open space and alot of civilization.

I'M BACK

Sorry i havent posted in a long time as :
1. I went for a camp
2. Im grounded
And still am but i have only half an hour so lets make this quick.  I went to a camp called Japalouppe which is an equestrian camp where i learnt how to ride horses and <luckily> i didnt have to clean their poop. My time there was alot of fun and was not spent badly. My first horse whose name was Zoe tried to kill me 3 times and i thought it was just me but she does that to everybody. My second horse Rosie did whatever the horse in front of her was doing <even if the other horse was pooping>. In the end, I did well and was glad to be back in the company of my TV and computer but that didnt last long as i was grounded the next day.
As you can see my background for my title has changed as i didnt want the other stupid one where i look like im scared of a remote. Im blogging after a long time and it feels great. I just hope it continues. Anywhoo i have to go for a jazz fest so i'll smell you later


VEeR
<btw thats going to be my new sign off thing>

Very Bored???

Now this is one of those posts where i send a random<but thoughtful> idea into the greatest place ever, the internet. Boring school days is a problem everyone faces during their school days. But i have found the solution, the answer. the resolution and here it is. Maths and Physics should be one subject. It can be counted as a branch of science and also be counted as another subject all together. Maths and Physics together can be called Mathisics or Physath.  As Barney Stinson once said " Creating new words shows vision and creativity. Visiotivity.". This idea can bestow upon us a better future for generations to come. If you agree with me, join me in my quest to demolish boredom. If you don't, lets face it ........Your a goofball.

A lesson to learn

This is why you shouldnt get drunk
Ok I admit this video is a little bit funny but it also has a lesson for all of us to learn from.<click the link on the line above if you dont know what the hell im talking about>. If you like drinking than do so but dont overdo it. Losing all control over your body is not right. If your a kid<or an adult> let this video be an example of how stupid you can be if you grow up and get drunk. This might be a small post but the meaning<I hope> is very powerful. Sure go ahead and laugh at the video but also please learn something too.

The Unsung Heroes

 

If your a football fan, you probably support teams like Man U, Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool or F.C. Barcelona.

Why?!?These are the usual replies

1.They have good players
2.They're always Winners
3.My favorite player is in that team
People open up your eyes to see right in front of you The Unsung Hereos<cue corny theme song> Somewhere faintly in our heads we remember names like Peter Crouch and Carlos Tevez. But after they left the "Big Clubs" everyone has forgotten them.They're still the awesome players that they were. But you were gonna say "Oh , But they're in clubs that  dont play so well<I tried not to use the word suck>".If you said that let me ask you something what defines a good club. Is it the players or the status quo???. If you think players I just wanted to say that clubs like Manchester City have well known players like Robinho, Adebayor, Viera, Bridge and lastly Tevez. If you chose the latter im sorry to say this but you are not a very nice supporter<Tried not to use the word suck>.
Im not telling you that "The Big Clubs" suck im just trying to open yourmind to something new. Some  underrated clubs include Man City , Tottenham,Blackburn and Juventus.  Anyway thats my point of view if yours contradicts feel free to leave a message below to tell me how I < Cant find another word for suck>.

Beiber Fever!!!! aaaaaaaaagggggggggghhhhhhhh

Aaahhh!!! The hair,the face,the voice that hasn't gone through puberty and never will. Justin Beiber has the greatest balance of haters and lovers.Almost everyone I know hates him but i have a neutral point of view.Now some of you might be thinking why i have this perspective. Well c'mon stop hating him and stop worshiping him like hes some kind of god because under those boyish good looks theres an ugly kid just like you and me . I mean sure he makes up weird words with his name in them like  Beiber fever or Beiber blast or Belieber. The thing that i dont like about this"Baby" is.....................why was Ludacris in that song. Ryan Higa quotes "How did he go from 'Roll out' to 'When i was 13 I fell in love hard'?". Only Ryan Higa and I can pull off such a corny line. All I'm trying to say is that stop hating him and stop worshiping him. But Ryan also goes on to add that he has been a benefactor for YouTube as now more and more record labels will go to YouTube to find amazing and talented singers<Please remember I have a neutral perspective>. So if you still havent changed your mind and still hate him <or love him>watch Ryans video on Beiber Fever.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r56jqb-fWVM.

Top 10 most awesome fictional characters of all time

1. Barney Stinson - Neil Patrick Harris plays  the unabashed womanizer on the CBS show How I Met Your Mother. He is known for his awesome personality and his weird-ass catchphrases like "suit up"or"LEGENDARY". He also follows a strictly regimented program of meeting women, sleeping with them and ditching them.He is on the top of my list.
2.  Homer Simpson - Homer Simpson is known throughout the world having been on TV for over 20 years. He is certainly not the kind of father who knows best but he sure does try. His most famous catchphrase"d'oh" was installed in the Oxford Dictionary since 2001.This TV loving ,doughnut eating fatty is No.2 on my list
3.   Joseph"Joey"Tribbiani - This Italian out-of luck actor was featured on "F.R.I.E.N.D.S" and on "Joey".What makes Joey so awesome is his stupidity and his knowledge for .........nothing. Joey's catchphrase "how you doin" was used by Joey to pick up women.Joey is number 3 on my list.
4. Bugs Bunny - Bugs Bunny had to be on this list for he is one of the greatest cartoon characters till today.Bugs first starred in Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies by Warner Bros Co. His catchphrase is "Eh...what's up, doc?", is epic and is world famous. His other popular phrases are "Of course you realize, this means war", "Ain't I a stinker?", "What a maroon!" , "What a tube!", and "I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Alberquerque.Bugs is number 4 on my list.
5. Batman - "The Dark Knight" "The Caped Crusader" "Bruce Wayne" call him whatever you want but we all know that you are talking about the greatest superhero in the D.C. universe. Bruce Wayne is not afraid of anything except for bats. He is also a master strategist and has kick-ass martial arts expert.Batman is number 5 on my list
6. Brian Griffin - "Its peanut butter jelly time". We all know who said that .This sophisticated dog is part of the neurotic Griffin family which is part of "Family Guy". After creating such a masterpiece ,Seth Mcfarlane really needs a pat on his back. This English speaking canine surely deserves to be here.
7.   SpongeBob SquarePants - We all know this kitchen sponge found underwater that makes krabby patties.SpongeBob and the gang  have been on TV for over 11 years. All credit goes to Tom Kenny who uses his ear-splitting high pitched voice to portray SpongeBob. He is undoubtedly deserving to be at no.7
8.    Pink Panther - We all remember so distinctly somewhere in our head ,the famous theme song of The Pink Panther.The animated show is one of the shows that will remain as one of  the greatest TV shows on Earth.The animated show has been there for almost 17 years.His slick and cool attitude sends him to no.8.
9. Jedi Master Obi Wan Kenobi - "May the force be with you " is said more by Yoda than him but anyway hes a Jedi so he probably would be saying it. The 2nd last surviving Jedi is no.9 on my list for surviving that long and for being that awesome. He always tried to send Anakin down the right path but that jackass went and betrayed him. He is no.9 because of sending Luke to Yoda to kick his dads ass but Luke didnt do that either. 
10.  Johnny Bravo - This is for those kids who watched Cartoon Network when good shows were playing like Johnny Bravo and Dexters Laboratory but now cartoon network has gone and destroyed itself by showing a new show called....BEN 10. Those shades,that Elvis-style haircut and Elvis type voice,It has to be Johnny Bravo!!!!1. Hes the cool muscular guy but girls don't admire him. His funny ways of trying to get girls brings him to number 10  

Kick-Off Post

I really don't know how to start a blog but I guess this will do.My name that you will find to be most probable and quite obvious is VEeR not to be confused with Veer.You are probably wondering why my URL is garlic sailor. Well I tried every other alternative but garlic sailor according to me described how mad I am , so garlic sailor it is.I would not consider myself to be smart but others like my brother believe that my I.Q is less than a squirrel's. I usually spend my days on YouTube finding hilarious videos of prisoners jumping into toilets and of kids trying to bite their siblings fingers. I love music and movies and I believe the kind of music you listen to and the kind of movies you watch define who you really are underneath. I will try to post everyday but for now I'm going to sleep


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